Monday, March 15, 2010
Saturday, March 6, 2010
Wednesday, March 3, 2010
Michael's MadLibs
My family is very funny . I was born in new jersey in the spring of 1970 . From there we moved to florida and thats where I grew up with my 3 siblings. We would spend many days drinking together, but we didn't always get along. michael would hit me in the feet and call me a ' car ', and kelly used to steal my kids . Although he/she suffered from diarrhea so I always tried to be forgiving. When I was 4 my parents got divorced. I think it was caused by all of the driving that was going on. I was smelly and became very tall . After the divorce my father left his job as a lawyer and became a eye doctor . His new wife is only 8 years older than me! She is kind and reminds me of michael jackson . A few weeks ago she actually tried to send me to my room for singing at the dinner table! I sang in her ear and called her a ' boat '. I don't think Dad was too happy about that one! My mother on the other hand has been married 13 times. Her most recent husband is a real piece of house . He weighs 11 lbs and is the most loud man I've ever seen. All he does is collect sisters and sell them on ebay. Last year my oldest brother went to jail for kissing tvs. He is up for parole in 6 years, so I'll look forward to that.
Friday, February 26, 2010
WORD SEARCH
Internet Search
Use whichever search engine you want (yahoo, google, bing, ask, dogpile, altavista, lycos, webcrawler, metacrawler, etc.).
Click on images and/or pictures.
The results are interesting to say the least. I have included a few below. Others I could not see as the computer I was using determined them to be inappropriate and would not allow them to be visualized.
Thursday, February 25, 2010
Let's Get Ready to JUMBLE!
Unscramble each word. Save the appropriately designated letters for a 3 word final jumble.
CHAMEIL - once solved, use 1st and 5th letters for final jumble
DKOVA - once solved, use 2nd and last letters for final jumble
KHCPETU - once solved, use 2nd and 5th letters for final jumble
EUCRIS - once solved, use 2nd and 5th letters for final jumble
OONCDCR - once solved, use 6th letter for final jumble
NEISDY - once solved, use 4th and 5th letters for final jumble
TWSIEBE - once solved, use 1st and 5th letters for final jumble
FINAL JUMBLE: (5 letters), (4 letters) (4 letters)!. Michael says this a lot!
For you super competitive types (yes I am looking at you) out there, don't post the answers quite yet. Wait 24 hours. Sleep on it. Make sure you have them all and give the slow witted people in the bunch (yes I am looking at you) a chance to play.
Good luck to you and yours.




